Hey, everyone? Like, the next time you're making some clever analogy about something you don't like, involving the concept of "riding the short bus?" You know what I mean -- like "maan, with all these other cool languages nowadays, Java's really, heheh, riding the short bus!" (pat self on back)
... Just kinda keep in mind that some of us have a son or daughter who's the love of our life who actually literally does ride the short bus. And your joke is just kinda less amusing to us. hokay? kthx, that's all.